Greetings my dearest syffin, I would like to inform you of my dedication to this game... I have spent nearly 24 hours of the past day playing, nay, LIVING it. It nourishes me... titillates me... arouses me. The pure rush I feel when a pointer rams its trilateral form towards me is indescribable. Each item I attain induces in me a comparable high as to morphine or perhaps fentanyl. Each death brings me to tears. "WHY MUST THE CIRCLES AND TRIANGLES DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ME SO" I scream, tears gushing from my tired eyes. I feel one with the botnet. I cannot separate it from my life, my world revolves around the botnet. I play until I collapse in my seat from exhaustion, sleeping as little as possible so that I may yet swiftly wake and indulge in the game. I find physical nourishment in the many insects, spiders, and invasive aquatic arthropods that reside in my abode. I attain water from the leaky plumbing from an adjacent apartment. The window next to my blessed gaming station serves as an outlet to relieve myself, as a restroom would prove too tedious a walk from the botnet, as I weigh over 400 pounds. This game is beyond any a pleasure I have experienced in my life, and I intend to experience it until my final breath, likely from gangrene or heart failure. Thank you, dearest syffin, and praise be the botnet!
I'm guessing you got the thing saying that it's an unrecognized app and it might put your PC at risk? It does that whenever you download an EXE file that doesn't have a publisher (I'm pretty sure you have to pay to be verified or something). Here's a reddit post I found talking about it: https://www.reddit.com/r/itchio/comments/v3hjpd/microsoft_defender_smartscreen_p...
That warning doesn't mean it is malware. It could still be, but you could check that with an antivirus I think
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Greetings my dearest syffin, I would like to inform you of my dedication to this game... I have spent nearly 24 hours of the past day playing, nay, LIVING it. It nourishes me... titillates me... arouses me. The pure rush I feel when a pointer rams its trilateral form towards me is indescribable. Each item I attain induces in me a comparable high as to morphine or perhaps fentanyl. Each death brings me to tears. "WHY MUST THE CIRCLES AND TRIANGLES DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ME SO" I scream, tears gushing from my tired eyes. I feel one with the botnet. I cannot separate it from my life, my world revolves around the botnet. I play until I collapse in my seat from exhaustion, sleeping as little as possible so that I may yet swiftly wake and indulge in the game. I find physical nourishment in the many insects, spiders, and invasive aquatic arthropods that reside in my abode. I attain water from the leaky plumbing from an adjacent apartment. The window next to my blessed gaming station serves as an outlet to relieve myself, as a restroom would prove too tedious a walk from the botnet, as I weigh over 400 pounds. This game is beyond any a pleasure I have experienced in my life, and I intend to experience it until my final breath, likely from gangrene or heart failure. Thank you, dearest syffin, and praise be the botnet!
bro why did my computer identify this as a real virus
I'm guessing you got the thing saying that it's an unrecognized app and it might put your PC at risk? It does that whenever you download an EXE file that doesn't have a publisher (I'm pretty sure you have to pay to be verified or something). Here's a reddit post I found talking about it: https://www.reddit.com/r/itchio/comments/v3hjpd/microsoft_defender_smartscreen_p...
That warning doesn't mean it is malware. It could still be, but you could check that with an antivirus I think